1 00:00:02,773 --> 00:00:04,610 Yooooo Jinglebells! 2 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:05,612 Hey guys. What's up? 3 00:00:05,612 --> 00:00:06,647 Ah you know, just saw you 4 00:00:06,647 --> 00:00:07,782 reading a book over here 5 00:00:07,782 --> 00:00:09,151 looking all weird and sad so, 6 00:00:09,151 --> 00:00:10,853 wanted to pop over and say hello. 7 00:00:10,854 --> 00:00:12,559 Thanks, I'm good. 8 00:00:12,559 --> 00:00:13,159 What book you reading? 9 00:00:13,393 --> 00:00:15,164 Uh, The Creative Work by Rick Rosen. 10 00:00:15,164 --> 00:00:18,103 Oh yeah, that's the big time rap producer dude? 11 00:00:18,103 --> 00:00:19,905 Bet he's got some crazy ass stories. 12 00:00:19,906 --> 00:00:22,344 Mm, it's more of a treatise on creativity. 13 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:24,282 I'm trying to hone in on my next project. 14 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:26,152 You should write a movie about Spiderman. 15 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:26,954 People love those. 16 00:00:26,954 --> 00:00:28,423 I'm actually thinking about creating 17 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:29,994 something a little more impactful. 18 00:00:29,994 --> 00:00:31,029 Ssssh! Sssssh! 19 00:00:31,029 --> 00:00:31,864 Sorry. 20 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:33,166 Oh, it's totally fine. 21 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:37,508 Hey, do you feel mad? Do you feel angry right now? 22 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:39,513 She's overtired. 23 00:00:39,513 --> 00:00:42,652 When she gets like this it's impossible to calm her. 24 00:00:43,755 --> 00:00:45,390 Hey look! Who likes cupcakes? 25 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:48,531 I'm a man holding cupcakes!! I'm a cupcake man!! 26 00:00:48,531 --> 00:00:49,398 I'm a Cupcake Man. 27 00:00:49,398 --> 00:00:51,469 Look at me baby, I'm a Cupcake Man! 28 00:00:52,437 --> 00:00:55,076 Wow. You might actually have something there. 29 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,345 I'll have to remember that one. 30 00:00:56,345 --> 00:00:59,018 Sir. Those cupcakes are $9 each. 31 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,788 Oh come on, it's for the baby! 32 00:01:02,324 --> 00:01:04,963 ♪ Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory. ♪ 33 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:06,967 ♪ Until them robots came along. ♪ 34 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,436 ♪ And now there is no job for me ♪ 35 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:11,042 ♪ But I get 3,000 bucks a month ♪ 36 00:01:11,042 --> 00:01:15,184 ♪ Thanks to UBI 37 00:01:15,317 --> 00:01:19,192 ♪ Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ♪ 38 00:01:19,192 --> 00:01:21,062 ♪ It may not sound like much. ♪ 39 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:24,235 ♪ But we're still gonna try ♪ 40 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:29,278 ♪ We're just Universal Basic Guys ♪ 41 00:01:32,752 --> 00:01:36,492 ♪ Tiny turtle! Toot tootle oot! Twirling around! ♪ 42 00:01:36,492 --> 00:01:39,733 ♪ Tiny turtle! Toot tootle oot! Swimming around! ♪ 43 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,271 You see this crap, Hank? Eight billion views. 44 00:01:42,271 --> 00:01:43,206 I don't get it, okay. 45 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:45,712 My "Mr. Cupcake Man" song that I was singing for that baby 46 00:01:45,712 --> 00:01:47,348 that'd blow this crap out of the water. 47 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:49,552 Yeah, that baby sure was laughing. 48 00:01:49,552 --> 00:01:50,789 Exactly. 49 00:01:50,789 --> 00:01:52,089 We post that song online, 50 00:01:52,090 --> 00:01:54,094 we could make a billion babies laugh. 51 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:56,464 ♪ Cupcake Man. I'm a Cupcake Man! ♪ 52 00:01:56,465 --> 00:01:58,671 ♪ Look at me, baby, I'm a Cupcake Man! ♪ 53 00:01:58,671 --> 00:02:00,675 ♪ I'm a hot dog man I'm a hot dog man. ♪ 54 00:02:00,675 --> 00:02:01,910 ♪ Look at me, baby, I'm a ho-- ♪ 55 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:03,480 Hold on. Stop. 56 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,115 Cut. 57 00:02:04,115 --> 00:02:05,417 Yo Hank, what are you doing? 58 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,221 I'm singing "Mr. Hot Dog Man." 59 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,658 No, no Hank. You're not a hot dog. 60 00:02:08,658 --> 00:02:10,795 You're a sprinkle. You're Sprinkle Boy. 61 00:02:10,795 --> 00:02:12,164 Got it. Got it. 62 00:02:12,164 --> 00:02:14,603 So do I sing a song about sprinkles then? 63 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:17,441 Maybe something like "Sprinkle Boy. 64 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:18,844 I'm a Sprinkle Boy. Sprinkle-- 65 00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:20,213 No no no. You don't sing, okay. 66 00:02:20,213 --> 00:02:22,384 You are the silent slapstick guy. 67 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:24,388 You do the goofy stuff in the background okay, 68 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:26,626 like hit yourself in the face with a pie 69 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:28,964 or a tennis racket... you know, stuff like that. 70 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:29,898 Ooh, awesome. 71 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,135 Ok let's run it back. 72 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:31,903 Hit it, Dar. 73 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:34,341 ♪ Cupcake Man. I'm a Cupcake Man. ♪ 74 00:02:34,341 --> 00:02:36,613 ♪ Look at me, baby, I'm a Cupcake Man... ♪ 75 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:38,016 What in the hell? 76 00:02:38,016 --> 00:02:39,218 Andrea, you gotta see this. 77 00:02:39,218 --> 00:02:41,156 I think the Hoagies just discovered peyote. 78 00:02:41,156 --> 00:02:43,393 Ugh! Oh my God! Oh my God! 79 00:02:43,393 --> 00:02:44,530 Everything okay over there? 80 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:45,799 No, look. 81 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,466 That's our product. 82 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,301 I've got to do brand recovery on drones 83 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,708 that are shooting at the people they're supposed to protect. 84 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:51,741 I am so over this. 85 00:02:51,742 --> 00:02:53,180 Hm. Well, Andrea... you've always said 86 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,681 you wanted to go off on your own. 87 00:02:54,682 --> 00:02:56,018 Maybe now's the time? 88 00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:57,419 Yeah that'd be real nice, David, 89 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,325 but you know, someone needs to pay for your 90 00:02:59,325 --> 00:03:01,797 "Teas of the World" subscription boxes. 91 00:03:01,797 --> 00:03:03,568 I'm happy to take more copywriting gigs. 92 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:05,938 Yeah. Unless you're planning on practicing law again, 93 00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:08,443 I'm gonna have to keep spinning for our tech overlords. 94 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:11,149 Well, whatever you decide, you have my full support. 95 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:11,984 Great, thanks, honey. 96 00:03:12,284 --> 00:03:14,455 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go falsely accuse 97 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,459 UNICEF of working with ISIS. 98 00:03:16,459 --> 00:03:18,329 No! No! No more! No more! 99 00:03:18,329 --> 00:03:18,997 I know sweetie, 100 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,568 but we just need to check your levels 101 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,672 so the doctor can see what's going on. 102 00:03:25,177 --> 00:03:26,847 Excuse me for one second. 103 00:03:27,347 --> 00:03:29,352 ♪ Cupcake Man. I'm a Cupcake Man. ♪ 104 00:03:29,352 --> 00:03:30,220 What the hell is this? 105 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,793 ♪ Cupcake Man. I'm a Cupcake Man. ♪ 106 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:33,795 ♪ I'm a Cupcake Man. 107 00:03:33,795 --> 00:03:36,165 ♪ Frosting on my face all over the place! ♪ 108 00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:37,802 More. More. 109 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:39,238 More Mr. Cupcake. 110 00:03:39,238 --> 00:03:40,808 More Cupcake Man. 111 00:03:42,679 --> 00:03:43,246 Hey Mark. 112 00:03:43,246 --> 00:03:43,848 Hi. 113 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:45,885 What happened to Mr. Cupcake Man? 114 00:03:45,885 --> 00:03:47,187 Cupcake Man is dead, Tam. 115 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:48,289 What are you talking about? 116 00:03:48,289 --> 00:03:49,991 It got thirty views in three hours. 117 00:03:49,992 --> 00:03:52,230 Mr. Beast gets like a million views a minute. 118 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,235 Oh, don't give up so quickly, Mark. 119 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,571 I think you really got something here. 120 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:57,843 Nope. Forty views. I'm deleting it. 121 00:03:57,843 --> 00:03:58,511 Uh uh, no. 122 00:03:58,511 --> 00:04:00,013 Mark! Just let it be. 123 00:04:01,149 --> 00:04:03,286 Eh whatever. I don't need to be famous. 124 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,589 Fame is stupid anyway. 125 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:06,392 Hey, if you make a couple of kids happy, 126 00:04:06,392 --> 00:04:07,595 that's all that matters. 127 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,332 In fact, the children at the hospital 128 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,704 would love to see Mr. Cupcake Man. 129 00:04:11,704 --> 00:04:13,640 Yeah, you know what, you're right, Tam. 130 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,276 That's what it's really about. 131 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:17,414 Putting smiles on kids' faces. 132 00:04:17,414 --> 00:04:18,984 Wait a minute. 133 00:04:18,984 --> 00:04:19,919 Do you hear that? 134 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,859 Oh my god. Mark. Look! 135 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:24,294 Wait, is that...? 136 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:27,301 Wait are you fricken kidding me? 137 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:29,371 Does that say five hundred thousand!? 138 00:04:29,371 --> 00:04:32,011 Holy mackerel! I'm famous. 139 00:04:32,011 --> 00:04:33,514 I'm famous. Oh my god. 140 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:35,350 Uh... I'll be right back! 141 00:04:37,822 --> 00:04:39,826 Wow, my god, it's the Cupcake Man! 142 00:04:40,026 --> 00:04:40,828 Really? 143 00:04:41,028 --> 00:04:42,899 Tammy, just... please, this is important to me. 144 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:43,967 Watch this. 145 00:04:43,967 --> 00:04:44,970 Um excuse me? 146 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:46,339 Are you Mr. Cupcake Man? 147 00:04:46,339 --> 00:04:47,507 Uh... yeah. I am. 148 00:04:47,508 --> 00:04:49,144 Can I get a selfie with you? 149 00:04:49,144 --> 00:04:50,380 Yo, can't you see I'm having breakfast 150 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,315 with my wife? Come on. 151 00:04:51,315 --> 00:04:51,883 Mark! 152 00:04:52,217 --> 00:04:54,354 Ugh. Okay. Fine. One picture. Come on. 153 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,394 Oh man, I always wanted to do that. 154 00:04:57,394 --> 00:04:59,198 Yo, being famous is awesome Tam. 155 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:00,835 I'm never taking this thing off. 156 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,239 ♪ Cupcake man. I'm a cupcake man. ♪ 157 00:05:03,239 --> 00:05:03,741 Look at this. 158 00:05:04,008 --> 00:05:05,310 Is that not the dumbest thing 159 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:05,912 you've ever seen? 160 00:05:05,912 --> 00:05:08,180 Wait, two million views!? 161 00:05:08,181 --> 00:05:09,218 In a day!? 162 00:05:09,451 --> 00:05:12,358 Mark may have just fallen ass- backwards into a goldmine. 163 00:05:12,358 --> 00:05:14,128 And he's gonna need a PR person... 164 00:05:14,128 --> 00:05:15,030 Woah, woah, woah. Woah. 165 00:05:15,163 --> 00:05:16,967 You're not seriously considering this, are you? 166 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,906 Wow, David. Thanks for your "full support." 167 00:05:19,906 --> 00:05:22,543 I mean this could be my ticket to career independence. 168 00:05:22,544 --> 00:05:24,047 Andrea, the guy tried to catch 169 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:26,018 a whale off a restaurant boat. 170 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:27,487 Hey Jason. It's Andrea. 171 00:05:27,487 --> 00:05:28,989 Derek can handle the release. 172 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:32,999 Because I quit baby! 173 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,670 Haha, byeee! 174 00:05:34,903 --> 00:05:35,837 Dar give me the numbers. 175 00:05:35,838 --> 00:05:38,978 Woah. You're currently number four on trending. 176 00:05:38,978 --> 00:05:41,049 Let's goooo!!! Yooo! 177 00:05:41,149 --> 00:05:42,652 There she is! 178 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:44,923 The newest member of Team Cupcake! 179 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:45,925 Hooray! 180 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:47,361 Thanks for having me. 181 00:05:47,361 --> 00:05:48,463 I really think we could be sitting 182 00:05:48,463 --> 00:05:50,601 on a multimillion dollar brand here. 183 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,339 I'm talking merch, cartoons, live shows... 184 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:55,978 Ooh which reminds me... do you have a manager? 185 00:05:55,978 --> 00:05:56,981 You're looking at him. 186 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:57,849 Uh huh... 187 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,218 is this something you have experience with? 188 00:06:00,219 --> 00:06:01,657 Oh yeah. Big time okay. 189 00:06:01,657 --> 00:06:04,228 Cut my teeth with Lou Perlman back in the 90s. 190 00:06:04,328 --> 00:06:07,467 In fact, I can still forge Justin Timberlake's signature. 191 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,702 Yo! Check this comment out: 192 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:11,442 "This video makes me so happy. 193 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:13,879 Me and my kids have been singing this all day." 194 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,749 I'd be careful, Mark. 195 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:17,187 First rule of internet fame is "never read the comments." 196 00:06:17,187 --> 00:06:19,893 What are you talking about guys? I read 100% of the comments. 197 00:06:19,893 --> 00:06:20,759 These are my people. 198 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,397 They love it. Look, this one guy writes 199 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:23,501 "It's awesome." 200 00:06:23,501 --> 00:06:24,836 And then you got this guy, he writes 201 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,506 "This is the dumbest, most annoying song I've ever heard. 202 00:06:27,507 --> 00:06:30,213 I hope this one hit wonder gets hit by a truck." 203 00:06:31,315 --> 00:06:34,154 I wouldn't worry about it Mark. It's just one knucklehead troll 204 00:06:34,154 --> 00:06:35,390 in his mother's basement okay. 205 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:37,696 Yeah... no big deal. Just one guy. 206 00:06:37,696 --> 00:06:39,599 Oh wow. Your dumb song is now 207 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,402 number three trending overall. 208 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,306 It just passed Machine Gun Kelly's new video. 209 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:45,444 Mark, did you hear that? That's amazing. 210 00:06:45,444 --> 00:06:46,379 What? Yeah. Yeah 211 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:47,381 I'm just... 212 00:06:47,381 --> 00:06:48,851 I think I'm just gonna... 213 00:06:48,851 --> 00:06:50,554 I'm gonna get out of the sun for a little bit. You know. 214 00:06:50,554 --> 00:06:51,355 Hon, are you okay? 215 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:54,729 Probably just a troll, you know. Probably just some loser bot 216 00:06:54,729 --> 00:06:57,200 living in his basement in Brayshaw or something. 217 00:07:00,139 --> 00:07:02,509 Yes. Hell yes. 218 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:05,751 Guess who just booked Mr. Cupcake Man on The View? 219 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:08,388 Is this really any better than defending drones? 220 00:07:08,389 --> 00:07:09,893 Is that a serious question? 221 00:07:09,893 --> 00:07:10,561 Yeah, I mean 222 00:07:10,728 --> 00:07:12,565 you're amplifying mindless nonsense. 223 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,134 You could at least promote something with some 224 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,538 educational value. 225 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:16,139 Yeah sorry David, 226 00:07:16,239 --> 00:07:17,274 I can't get into this right now. 227 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:18,442 I have to go to work. 228 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,721 ♪ I got snakes for arms. 229 00:07:23,721 --> 00:07:24,789 ♪ I got snakes for toes. 230 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:26,125 ♪ I got snakes for fingers. 231 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,227 ♪ Got snakes for a nose. 232 00:07:27,227 --> 00:07:28,363 ♪ I'm made of snakes. 233 00:07:28,363 --> 00:07:29,431 ♪ I'm made of snakes 234 00:07:29,732 --> 00:07:31,803 ♪ so wiggle wiggle wiggle all the way to the lake. ♪ 235 00:07:33,106 --> 00:07:33,974 What do we think? 236 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:35,776 Pretty good, yeah. 237 00:07:35,777 --> 00:07:37,348 Nah, you think everything's good, okay. 238 00:07:37,348 --> 00:07:38,249 What do you think, Mernft? 239 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,485 Is it legit or is it annoying? 240 00:07:39,485 --> 00:07:40,284 Who the hell cares, okay? 241 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:42,123 All these kids' songs are annoying. 242 00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:42,625 Just post it. 243 00:07:43,059 --> 00:07:45,129 Absolutely not. I'm not posting anything 244 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:47,034 unless it's a certified banger. 245 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,037 Hun, I think you're obsessing a little too much 246 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:50,073 on one commenter. 247 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:51,977 I'm sure most people are gonna love it. 248 00:07:51,977 --> 00:07:52,912 Most people? 249 00:07:52,912 --> 00:07:54,381 No no no. Okay. 250 00:07:54,381 --> 00:07:56,653 No offense but you are all useless, okay? 251 00:07:56,653 --> 00:07:59,759 I need real feedback from people in my demo, okay? 252 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:02,799 Okay what, so you want to focus group babies or something? 253 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,268 Yes. Exactly. 254 00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:06,673 I need babies. Bring me babies! 255 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:10,146 ♪ I like Dinosaurs. I like them a lot. ♪ 256 00:08:10,146 --> 00:08:11,517 ♪ T-Rex is my favorite. 257 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:13,587 ♪ I'm a T-Rex lover. I'm a T-Rex lover. ♪ 258 00:08:13,587 --> 00:08:15,858 ♪ I love T-rex. 259 00:08:18,162 --> 00:08:19,030 Hank. Pie. 260 00:08:22,505 --> 00:08:23,073 Dammit! 261 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:23,741 Okay Mark- 262 00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:25,578 Mr. Cupcake Man, please. 263 00:08:25,811 --> 00:08:26,378 Right. 264 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,247 Mr. Cupcake Man, 265 00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:29,619 we need to go over your schedule. 266 00:08:29,619 --> 00:08:31,255 I'm in the middle of something important here. 267 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:34,127 Ok, well we need to start press training. 268 00:08:34,127 --> 00:08:37,167 I've got you booked on three live national spots this week. 269 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,438 Mernft Man, what's on the docket as far as gigs? 270 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:40,173 Uh. Let's see, 271 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:42,011 so I reached out to an old colleague 272 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:45,016 about a possible birthday party opportunity. 273 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:45,818 Birthday party? 274 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,521 No. We need to think bigger. 275 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:49,626 Mr. Cupcake Man is the top kids song 276 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:50,561 in the world right now. 277 00:08:50,795 --> 00:08:52,899 I'm telling you Andrea, private shows for rich people, 278 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,703 I mean that's easy money right there. 279 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:56,172 Doesn't matter. I'm not doing any of it. 280 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:56,905 What do you mean? 281 00:08:56,906 --> 00:08:58,677 Yeah, what about the hospital show? 282 00:08:58,677 --> 00:09:00,280 All the kids are so excited to see you. 283 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,852 Sorry gotta push it, Tam okay. I need my schedule cleared. 284 00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:04,421 I'm workshopping new material. 285 00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:07,027 Okay Mark, er-- Mr. Cupcake Man, 286 00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:09,165 I understand the urge to expand your catalog, 287 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:11,670 but right now we need to strike while the iron's hot. 288 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:13,507 Things happen fast on the internet 289 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:14,676 and I need- 290 00:09:14,676 --> 00:09:16,345 “We ” need to ride this wave. 291 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:20,253 Forget riding a wave. I am a fricken ocean of ideas. 292 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:21,890 Darren, hit it! 293 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,561 ♪ Here we go now. 294 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:26,265 ♪ Riding on cows. ♪ 295 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,669 ♪ Mooo mooo 296 00:09:27,669 --> 00:09:29,539 ♪ going to the moooovies. 297 00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:30,407 Damnit. 298 00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:31,710 Are these babies teething or something!? 299 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,780 Maybe the babies aren't the problem. 300 00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:35,216 Hmmmm. 301 00:09:35,518 --> 00:09:37,454 Right-- yep, garage. 302 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,455 What is all this? 303 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:39,593 Okay, everyone! 304 00:09:39,593 --> 00:09:41,295 Over here. Let's go. Team meeting. 305 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:42,832 So we've all heard the rumblings okay. 306 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,402 "Does this guy have the chops?" 307 00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:46,139 Is he a "one-hit-wonder?" 308 00:09:46,139 --> 00:09:48,409 Well, after a long look in the mirror, 309 00:09:48,409 --> 00:09:49,712 I've come to the conclusion 310 00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:51,382 that the real problem is... 311 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,587 my beats are being produced by a fourteen year old boy. 312 00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:55,157 Darren, sorry buddy but you're out. 313 00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:56,358 Alright. See ya. 314 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:01,301 Looks like my new producer slash creative muse has arrived. 315 00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,314 Alright, try this-- 316 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,955 Oh my god. No! 317 00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:11,387 Okay. 318 00:10:11,388 --> 00:10:12,391 What about this-- 319 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,129 Yo, this is some real C-level crap, 320 00:10:15,129 --> 00:10:15,764 Rosen, okay. 321 00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:17,267 You holding your good stuff for Drake? 322 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,037 Okay. Maybe just tell me 323 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:19,706 what you want. 324 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,508 Ugh fine. 325 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,443 Let me get an 808 trap 326 00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:24,381 but swap the snare for fart sounds. 327 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,369 Okay, can you drop the bass a little bit. 328 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:38,744 Okay I need a new fart sound. These are too dry. 329 00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,681 We've been through all four hundred. 330 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,384 Ugh! None of this is working. 331 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:43,787 This is all annoying crap. 332 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,056 Maybe we should discuss 333 00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,194 what you're trying to achieve here, 334 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,063 creatively. 335 00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:50,066 Okay listen Rap Santa, it's pretty simple. 336 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,037 I want something that's gonna get a billion views 337 00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:53,808 and no mean comments, okay? 338 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:56,947 Um... I'm not sure that's a healthy approach. 339 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,919 Real artists don't worry about making everyone happy. 340 00:10:59,919 --> 00:11:02,857 They simply tap into their own emotional truths, 341 00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:06,265 and trust that their audience will respond. 342 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:07,802 What! 343 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,906 Mark, it's late. Maybe get some sleep? 344 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,910 I can't okay! I'm making music! 345 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,780 I'm trying to tap into emotional truths! 346 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,718 This is really getting ridiculous, hun. 347 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,786 You're losing your mind 348 00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,724 over one stupid internet comment. 349 00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,159 You need some perspective. 350 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,264 Maybe performing for those kids at the hospital 351 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,034 will remind you of what's really important here. 352 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:25,538 No. 353 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:26,739 What do you mean, no? 354 00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,309 I'm not fricken Patch Adams!!! 355 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:29,546 I'm a serious “Artist ”! 356 00:11:29,546 --> 00:11:31,048 Well, I'm your wife. 357 00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:32,281 No. 358 00:11:32,282 --> 00:11:33,785 You're “Mark's ” wife. 359 00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:36,491 Mr. Cupcake Man doesn't have a wife. 360 00:11:36,491 --> 00:11:37,962 He's asexual. 361 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:38,762 What are you talking about? 362 00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:40,802 Babies, they don 't have “Wives ”! 363 00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:41,869 I am trying to build 364 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,573 an authentic emotional connection 365 00:11:43,573 --> 00:11:44,576 with my audience! 366 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,945 “My Audience Is Babies ”! 367 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,948 Yeah, well you're doing a damn good job. 368 00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,887 You sound just like a baby having all these tantrums! 369 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:52,123 Hm... 370 00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:54,696 sound like a baby having all these tantrums. 371 00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:56,533 Tantrums... tantrums. 372 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,202 Yo Rick. Give me another beat. 373 00:11:58,202 --> 00:12:01,075 I'm all out of happy kid's beats Mark. 374 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,913 No. Something darker. 375 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,885 How's it going in there? 376 00:12:05,885 --> 00:12:07,655 We're burning time and money out here. 377 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:08,957 Well worth it, Andrea. 378 00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:11,028 I've completely evolved as an artist. 379 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:12,598 Okay, well my professional reputation 380 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,900 is about to go extinct 381 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,871 so hopefully you've evolved into an artist 382 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,508 willing to perform this Saturday. 383 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:18,042 Big time. 384 00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:19,812 Okay great. And just remember, 385 00:12:19,812 --> 00:12:21,883 happy babies mean happy parents 386 00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,986 and happy parents buy a lot of merch. 387 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,558 Oh don't you worry, 388 00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:27,427 they'll definitely be feeling this. 389 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,238 Hey, Mr. Cupcake Man too busy 390 00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:34,742 to take out the trash these days? 391 00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,245 Oh don't get me started. 392 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,182 Apparently, he's also too big to perform 393 00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:39,752 at the hospital this weekend. 394 00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:41,824 Oh well, if you need someone to fill in, 395 00:12:41,824 --> 00:12:44,996 I actually have a little magic show idea 396 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,198 I've been kicking around... 397 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,869 Really? Well that'd be great. 398 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,739 Magic's always a big hit with the kids. 399 00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:50,675 Oh yeah. 400 00:12:50,808 --> 00:12:52,410 And you know, unlike a certain... 401 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:53,913 pastry-headed person, 402 00:12:53,913 --> 00:12:57,420 my routine isn't just fun, it's also substantive. 403 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,658 Both delicious and nutritious... 404 00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:01,428 Oh yeah... cool. 405 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:12,484 ♪ When Mommy says no you can't have a cupcake... ♪ 406 00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:15,356 ♪ TANTRUM. 407 00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:19,563 ♪ When Daddy says no you can't have a cupcake... ♪ 408 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:20,668 ♪ TANTRUM. ♪ 409 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:21,569 Oh my god. 410 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,076 ♪ Yo you sound like a baby having all these tantrums, ♪ 411 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,445 ♪ tantrums. Tantrums. 412 00:13:27,446 --> 00:13:28,449 ♪ Tantrums. 413 00:13:28,784 --> 00:13:31,723 ♪ We live. We suffer. ♪ 414 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:35,396 ♪ We die. 415 00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:42,043 ♪ The frosting burns inside our veins. ♪ 416 00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:45,785 Thank you Philadelphia. 417 00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:46,919 Thank you!!!!! 418 00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:47,921 Get home safe. 419 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,994 Boom. Nailed it. 420 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,103 Well, that was a complete disaster. 421 00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,305 Every baby was crying. 422 00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:59,645 They were responding. Tantrum is all about being sad. 423 00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:01,816 It's a whitespace in baby entertainment. 424 00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:04,121 I am changing the face of children's music. 425 00:14:04,121 --> 00:14:06,124 You pooped out a cupcake on stage. 426 00:14:06,124 --> 00:14:08,462 No, that was the “Birth ” of a cupcake, 427 00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:09,765 Andrea. They're babies. 428 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,068 Do you understand that we're almost 429 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,004 a million dollars in debt from studio 430 00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:14,241 and touring expenses? 431 00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:16,011 Sponsors aren't returning my calls. 432 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,078 So from now on, 433 00:14:17,079 --> 00:14:19,318 you are only playing "Mr. Cupcake Man." 434 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,523 Nope. Can't do it. Not going backwards. 435 00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:23,025 Tantrum tour rolls on. 436 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,963 The Tantrum tour is over 437 00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:26,432 until we can afford to pay for it, 438 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,135 so unless you know someone who's willing to pay 439 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,674 a million dollars to watch you sing... 440 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:31,876 I got nothin'. 441 00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:33,178 Well, 442 00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:34,982 there is this one guy... 443 00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:38,489 Guy sent his private jet to pick us up? 444 00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:39,224 Wow, Mernft Man 445 00:14:39,325 --> 00:14:40,994 you may have just earned your 10%. 446 00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:42,564 Actually it's 40. 447 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,000 Woah. 448 00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:47,440 What exactly does this guy do? 449 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,543 Ah, he's a businessman. 450 00:14:48,543 --> 00:14:49,545 He deals in, uh, 451 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:51,382 pharmaceuticals. 452 00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:54,354 Oh cool, it's one of those guns shaped like a "T". 453 00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:57,060 Uh... what kind of pharmaceuticals? 454 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,698 Oh you know... it's caffeine adjacent. 455 00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:07,280 Ah, the famous Mr. Cupcake Man. Bienvenido a Bolivia. 456 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,084 I am Roberto Caramelo de Nariz 457 00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,854 and this is my son, Jesús. 458 00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,023 He is your biggest fan. 459 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,860 I like to listen to your song 460 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,098 while I light mis gatigos en fuego. 461 00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,568 Oh yeah? Very cool, very cool. 462 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,739 Wait I thought this was a birthday party? 463 00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:20,641 Where's all the kids? 464 00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:22,911 They played with my toys, so I kill them. 465 00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:25,416 Oh wow. Your culture is very different. 466 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,389 I'm sure Mr. Myfrinski made the terms very clear. 467 00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,961 One song, one million dollars. 468 00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:33,096 You got it. I'm thinking 469 00:15:33,097 --> 00:15:36,071 I'm gonna do Red Velvet Revolver off the new album. 470 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,877 No. You do "Mr. Cupcake Man." 471 00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:39,946 So here's the thing man, 472 00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,181 - I'm not doing that- - Ope! No problem! 473 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,584 "Mr. Cupcake Man" it is. 474 00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:44,387 Okay Mark, you're good? 475 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,757 You understand the assignment here? 476 00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:46,325 Oh yeah. 477 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,127 Jesús is a very angry little boy. 478 00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:49,999 He needs to have his feelings validated. 479 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,003 Okay, enough. This is insanity. 480 00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:53,138 I need the room. 481 00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,513 Look, I didn't want it to come to this, 482 00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:57,380 But, here. 483 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,785 Someone posted a video of your Tantrum show. 484 00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:00,821 Read the comments. 485 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,290 Let's see here okay. 486 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,760 "Huge L" 487 00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:06,264 "Stick to your one hit, weirdo." 488 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,437 "I miss the old Mr. Cupcake Man. This sucks." 489 00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:11,108 Look, 490 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,613 I understand you think you're an artist, 491 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,182 but you need to let that go. 492 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,454 You're a guy who puts cupcakes on his head 493 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,656 and sings to babies. 494 00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:20,561 Hey Andrea. Can you just do me a quick favor? 495 00:16:20,561 --> 00:16:21,128 Yeah? 496 00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:21,863 Can you ask the guy with the gun 497 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,567 to come over here and blow my head off? 498 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,869 Mark, come on, stop. 499 00:16:24,869 --> 00:16:26,873 You just need to sing one stupid song 500 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:28,309 for a million dollars. 501 00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:28,877 Here. 502 00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:29,244 No. 503 00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:31,315 I am never singing again. 504 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:32,184 I am done. 505 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,052 Okay, listen, Mark. 506 00:16:33,052 --> 00:16:35,356 You tried something new and it failed. 507 00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:37,360 That's part of the creative process. 508 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,999 But you have something really special here. 509 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,605 Remember why you created Mr. Cupcake Man 510 00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:43,673 in the first place. 511 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:44,976 To get a billion views. 512 00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,713 No. Before that. 513 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,082 To make a baby smile. 514 00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,921 Exactly. So forget the fame, the money, 515 00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,457 forget even making art. 516 00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:55,597 Just go sing that song for your biggest fan, 517 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,902 the kid out there dying to see you. 518 00:16:58,269 --> 00:17:00,273 Fine. One last show. 519 00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:03,045 Thank you. You're on in five. 520 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:05,617 We're good. 521 00:17:05,617 --> 00:17:07,118 Hey kids, look! 522 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,223 This is the coastline of Florida! 523 00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:12,729 Okay, so let's drop it into our magical "future hat." 524 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:15,837 And now it's the year 2065 and... 525 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,039 Look at this. 526 00:17:17,574 --> 00:17:19,377 The coastline is gone! 527 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:23,152 Because the greenhouse gasses melted the ice caps. 528 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,390 Can I go back to my room and get bloodwork? 529 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,193 So the takeaway here is that there's no 530 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,699 magic solution that can protect our planet. 531 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:30,600 - Psst. - Yeah? 532 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,703 David. C'mere. 533 00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:33,338 I think they're really digging it. 534 00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:36,278 Maybe lean away from the long term global concerns. 535 00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:37,514 These kids are terminally ill. 536 00:17:37,814 --> 00:17:39,719 They're not worried about the coast of Florida 537 00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:40,721 forty years from now. 538 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:41,388 What?! 539 00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:42,256 Well I wish you would've mentioned 540 00:17:42,891 --> 00:17:44,461 that earlier, Tammy! I didn't know they were dying! 541 00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:46,398 David, nobody does hospital performances 542 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,268 for kids who are thriving. 543 00:17:49,873 --> 00:17:52,812 Uh. Was that Harry Styles? 544 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:53,479 Yes. 545 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:55,416 He refused to play One Direction, 546 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,690 so we went... in another direction. 547 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,059 Hahaha. 548 00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:01,428 ¡Yo quiero Mr. Cupcake! 549 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,065 ¡Yo quiero Mr. Cupcake! Mr. Cupcake! 550 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,001 Mark? 551 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,570 It's time to go on stage. 552 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:08,208 Mark? 553 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:13,553 “Dear Andrea, 554 00:18:13,754 --> 00:18:16,826 thank you for reminding me what's really important. 555 00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:18,061 I realize now 556 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,131 it's not about me. 557 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,134 It's about doing what's right ” 558 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:22,671 We're gonna die. 559 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:23,974 So uh... the, you know, 560 00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,909 the thing about climate change is that 561 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,715 it's not just about us. 562 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,987 I mean I'm not gonna be here in fifty years either- 563 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:33,058 I mean not like that, I mean it's just-- 564 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:34,661 What's up my littles! 565 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,970 Oh thank god, Mark. I was dying up here. 566 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,172 I mean, not literally. 567 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,909 I don't mean like you-I mean... 568 00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:45,049 Mr. Cupcake Man, everyone! 569 00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:46,051 Yeah! 570 00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:47,588 Alright! Okay, 571 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,589 before we get started I just want to give a little shout 572 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:52,798 out to Nurse Tammy over there. She's the best guys. 573 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,167 You're very lucky to have her. 574 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,973 Remember kids, what matters is being there 575 00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:58,576 for the people who need you. 576 00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,448 Ugh! Where the “Hell ” is Mark!?! 577 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:04,655 Okay um... Hank, you know the lyrics, right? 578 00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:05,958 Uh... I think so. 579 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,730 ♪ I'm a hot dog man I'm a hot-- Wait, ♪ 580 00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:11,701 ♪ I'm Mr. Cakedog Man- I'm a Cakedog Man. ♪ 581 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:13,272 ♪ Cupcake sprinkle? ♪ 582 00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:17,146 Oh my god he's dead. Hank is a dead man. 583 00:19:17,146 --> 00:19:19,017 I don't know. The kid seems to like it. 584 00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:20,854 I think he's got at least a few minutes left. 585 00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,362 Ok now I'm bored. 586 00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:29,638 Ooh yummy. 587 00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:30,808 I don't know, boss. 588 00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:32,644 This guy is pretty funny. 589 00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:33,445 Ay, Dios mio, 590 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,818 what does it take to get a security guard 591 00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:38,688 who just takes orders and doesn't have "opinions?" 592 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,192 Oh my god. That's it! 593 00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,330 Hey Jason - 594 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:44,869 Don't have time to talk but I will take my old job back 595 00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:47,875 and I'll handle the Syria stuff. I don't even want a promotion. 596 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,311 I just need one favor. 597 00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:51,682 This guy is actually pretty talented! 598 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:53,887 Slapstick is one of the hardest forms of comedy. 599 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:54,888 Ugh! Enough. 600 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:55,757 Give me that. 601 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,395 Wait! 602 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,811 Wow! Incredible! 603 00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:06,412 Okay... 604 00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:07,648 What if I could offer you something 605 00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:11,121 way better than a stupid Mr. Cupcake Man performance? 606 00:20:11,121 --> 00:20:12,691 Mr. Silly Billy? 607 00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:13,492 Even better. 608 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,733 How about a fleet of private security drones huh? 609 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:19,304 Flying robot henchmen who do exactly 610 00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:20,573 what they're told... 611 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,180 In other news, Humantis has recalled 612 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,251 thousands of private security drones 613 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,986 after another deadly malfunction 614 00:20:27,987 --> 00:20:31,359 caused them to open fire at the estate of Bolivian Drug Lord 615 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,298 Roberto Caramelo De Nariz. 616 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,735 I don't know how you're gonna spin this one. 617 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,106 Hey, if I can work for Mark Hoagies, 618 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:37,907 this is nothing. 619 00:20:38,977 --> 00:20:39,845 Hey Jason. 620 00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:42,851 No problemo. I'm already on it. 621 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,665 Mark, I gotta say, the kids at the hospital 622 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,636 are still talking about your performance. 623 00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:53,339 Yeah that was a pretty good show eh? 624 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,109 You know if you ever want to come back, 625 00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,278 you're always welcome. 626 00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:57,013 Eh I don't know, Tam. 627 00:20:57,146 --> 00:21:00,053 I think Mr. Cupcake Man is retired. 628 00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:01,722 Aw really? After all that 629 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,727 you're just gonna hang up the frosting hat? 630 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:06,164 You know, there comes a time in every artist's life 631 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:09,070 when they realize it's time to get out of the spotlight. 632 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:09,639 Oh yeah? 633 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,374 You're already over being famous? 634 00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:12,376 Actually, Tam 635 00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:13,813 I thought it might be a good idea 636 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,686 if Mr. Cupcake Man keeps a low profile for a while. 637 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:19,322 Let's just say he's the number one hit in Bolivia. 638 00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:21,128 Hey don't we gotta still pay back the guy 639 00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:22,030 with the big beard? 640 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,198 Nah I took care of it. 641 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,635 How'd you get the money for that, Mernft? 642 00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:26,970 Let's just say I took a few party favors 643 00:21:26,971 --> 00:21:28,576 back from the birthday party.